This is a public service announcement to help the general public entertain goats (and other livestock) in a proper, respectful, responsible manner. You should make sure that your goat is kept entertained regularly with a variety of games, including board games, cards and sports. Goats tend to love Pontoon, Scrabble and Dodgeball, but are not so fond of rounders or backgammon. Goats like a variety of music including Blues, Rock and Funk, but are not as fond of Metal as you might expect. One word of warning: goats are not fond of stand up comedy, especially satire and puns. Never try to engage a goat in a slapstick routine; you may get trampled or set on fire.